I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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