ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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