We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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