do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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