got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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