I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
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It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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