I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
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Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
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I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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