just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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