There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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