meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
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i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
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watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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