god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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