help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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