i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
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I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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