Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
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Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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