Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo