wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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