Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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