Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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