I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I touched a dick in church today
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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