And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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