there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
you would pick up someone in the library
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Randomize
