it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
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Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
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oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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