so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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