You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
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