spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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