Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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