i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
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we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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