Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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