i need an iv and a liver transplant
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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