Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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