just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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