The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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lol hangovers are for mortals.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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