Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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