If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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