I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
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Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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