Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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