i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
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you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
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Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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