At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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