Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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