my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
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Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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