Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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