Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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