He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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