Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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