I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
