think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
two words: eviction party
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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