Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
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Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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