No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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