I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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