We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
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Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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