Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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