its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
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You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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