Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
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first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
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I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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