whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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