So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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