The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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