I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
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I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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